I used to hate blags. Mostly because I didn't think anyone would care that you found undigested peas when you peeked after you got off the throne. (Don't even deny it. Everyone does this).
Then sometime last semester, a friend of mine was telling me a story and told me to read his blag entry for the full scoop. I was studying for a fields exam and thought this would be a great way to procrastinate. It was. Reading blags now ranks in my "Top 5 Procrastination Tools".
Since then I've wanted to start writing my own. Maybe it's my generous nature that wishes to help other souls needlessly waste time instead of being productive. Maybe it's my arrogance that people will actually find my writing even mildly entertaining. I really don't give a shit.
Anyway, I registered on blagger over the summer.(Side note: Google will take over the world) For some reason I felt a weird urge to comment on the Clemens signing. I made one entry, hated it, but decided to leave it on there because I'm too badass to delete it.
Recently I started having rumblings about resurrecting this shit again. Not much of a resurrection considering I've made one shitty post. Whatever. Point is, I've got work to do, so to waste time, I'll start making pointless entries.
I don't know what I'll write about. I have a lot of random thoughts about a lot of issues, so I guess I'll start putting those in black and white. (I can guarantee a strong sprinkling of such cliches). These issues range from sports, highway driving, society, music, mactards, politics, drinking, religion, school, beerpong, TV, grammar,cops and punting babies. It won't be offensive, but it might offend some people. (Big difference).
One thing it won't be is a summary of my daily life because a) my life is very boring and b) who the fuck wants to read that?
mmm k? let's do this.
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